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Hell

An infinite punishment sentenced by a loving god for finite transgressions, and for not wholly submitting to a loving god.

Johnny was a good man. He'd gave much of his money away to charity. However Johnny didn't submit to the Christian god, so god in his infinite mercy and selflessness lovingly threw him in the lake of fire known as hell to burn in agony for all eternity.

by Secularist June 19, 2011


Hell

Where Adolf Hitler currently is

Hitler is in hell

by Connor johansen November 30, 2012


Hell

What froze over after the Red Sox one the World Series.

Boston won, and hell froze over.

by Yo Momma January 30, 2005


Hell

A horrible place of darkness and misery. Frequently mentioned by former AC/DC lead singer Bonn Scott. Generally equated with extreme heat or pain. Classically described as being populated by tormented sinners and filled with fire and brimstone. Biblically described as a place designed by God for the unrepentant who rejected Christ. Most people use the word casually or in a context that implies that it is a real place.

Mark: What the Hell is going on in here!
Mickey: I stepped on a nail and it hurts like Hell.
Mark: It's as hot as Hell in here.
Mickey: You look like Hell.
Mark: Your funny as Hell.
Mickey: How about some AC/DC to help my pain.
Mark: Go to Hell.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 13, 2005


hell

the place were all the lawyers and country music stars go

were all going to hell and m driving the bus

by anonoymous726389 October 19, 2004


Hell to the no

Something to say instead of 'hell no' that is funny because it sounds so stupid.
Popularized by Whitney Houston on 'Being Bobby Brown'.

I say-"Crack is whack."
Whitney says-"Hell to the no!"

by Nastina August 03, 2005


Hell

A place in which where you will go.

Rot in hell cunt.

by din momma gay January 27, 2017