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Mange Newts

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).

1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"

by Reaper of the Corn March 08, 2011


Asbestos Newt

A very tall invisible lizard resembling a newt. Result of a newt being exposed to the chemical asbestos.

"Yo dawg that lizard is HUGE!"

"That ain't no lizard man! Its an asbestos newt!"

by Bapup November 29, 2011


ma newt

a discrete derivative of the slang term "ma nigga" usually used to avoid attention

whats up ma newt?

by LT728 October 21, 2010


Newt Gingrich

A fart made by someone in an otherwise empty elevator that lingers after people get on. Named in honor of Newt Gingrich who always seems to linger where he is not wanted.

Yeah man, sorry that was my newt gingrich...I didn't think anyone else was getting on...damn thats embarrassing!

by olDocGold May 18, 2011


newt gingrich

Former Speaker of the House 1995-1999. Will forever be remembered for his extreme lack of ethics, hypocrisy, and the time he shut the government down.

Remember in the 1995 when Newt tried to eliminate the American dream in his radical budget? Remember when he shut down the government? Remember when he had the pay three hundred thousand dollars for ethics violations? Remember when he borrowed money from Bob Dole? Remember when he hammered Bill Clinton but we found out he had been having an affair when his wife was in the hospital for multiple sclereosis? Yeah I remember Mr. Family Values! God I hope he runs for president in 08 just to see him gat has fat ass raped!

by non-idiot July 28, 2005


As pissed as a newt

In Nelson's time Royal Navy junior ensign's were known as "newts." Being so young it didn't take much rum to become inebriated. Hence the expression "pissed as a newt."

Celebrating too quickly, he became as pissed as a newt.
Pissed= Inebriated
Newt= small semi-amphibian member of the salamander group.

by Lobsangridcully January 26, 2016


Mama Newt

Just a poor mama who tried to look after his rebellious children, Thomas, Minho and Frypan. He did a good job until he forgot to look after himself

Mama Newt looked up, his mother tingles were immediately triggered by Thomas's screams as Ben chased him. One of his children where in trouble

by MamaNewtIsTheBestMotherEver July 29, 2021