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anal bleeding

What happened to Justin Bieber when he was in jail.

Doctor: I'm sorry Mr. Bieber, but it appears that Tyrone's abnormally large penis has caused you anal bleeding."
Bieber: " Shit, Tyrone!"

by Spidershit January 31, 2014


Bleeding Deacon

In the context of a 12-step program like Alcoholics Anonymous, a bleeding deacon is someone in the group who is overly preachy and considers themselves to be the lone voice of reason and source of wisdom. In the eyes of the bleeding deacon, the group would fall apart without them.

Alcoholic 1: "Randy really droned on for a while about the eighth step -- I get it, we're supposed to make direct amends. Sheesh."

Alcoholic 2: "Yeah, he's a real bleeding deacon."

by Joe Incognito November 29, 2010


bleeding heart


1. a person who is excessively sympathetic to the a plight of a person or group of people

2. a emotionally concerned person

(from the religous picture of the bleeding heart of jesus)

He called me a bleeding heart when he I told him about how bad that place was and how the residents suffered.

by Light Joker July 02, 2007


bleeding out

a person giving all they have for another. They are willing to do everything in their power to protect that person, and that includes "bleeding out for them".

if the last thing that I do
Is to bring you down
I'm bleeding out for you

by boomSwaggah December 21, 2013


Bleeding Massive

Used often in Dublin, Ireland to signify:

A) Something big

B) Someone who is a legend

Pronounced: Bleedin' Massif

A) It was bleeding massive!
"You won't fit that in me, it's bleeding massive!!"

B) Ah, sure you're only bleeding massive!

by Bitchiness October 24, 2010


Bleed Blue

A phrase used in India to show support to the Indian cricket team who generally don a blue uniform.

We bleed blue cuz we had to sit through 12 hours of rain but at the end of the day, India won the Champions trophy after winning the World Cup and that's all that matters.

by vetiarvind June 23, 2013


Pig bleed

It is a man period when a guy gets butt fucked so hard he starts to bleed

Person 1 “ I fucked him so hard he got a pig bleed
Person 2 “ damn that hard?”

by Fillip mahole November 07, 2021