The female genitalia shaved clean (hairless).
Person 1: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't know, I've got a tile foyer."
The worst most vile sexual fetish of them all...
..."They just feel nice to sit on".... "It's just like appreciating good craftsmanship" ... "There is nothing wrong with floor tiles" ....
1)Bathroom tiles that have turned white after urine has built up over time without being cleaned.
2) An unbelievable amount of urine around a toilet (not a public one), usually resulting in the need to stand father from the toilet each time to avoid standing in piss thus adding to the puddle more every time you take a piss, creating a white tile or white tiles.
"Where's my damn gum boots?, I need to to take a shit and I got serious white tiles".
a pussy that is completely shaven
I messaged her tile taco until it was soaked!
sometimes used towards straight people, kind of like default settings, zebra and ect. this is usually used to insult them, mocking the straight flag.
straight person: straight
other person: ew okay piano tiles
A night on the tiles refers to pubs in Sydney Australia. There was a law many years ago that mandated closing of the pubs at 6 pm. The men working locally got off work at 5 pm and needed to drink as much beer as they could in 1 hour. If they lost their spot at the bar to use the toilet, they would lose their chance to drink... causing them to relieve themselves where they stood. After time, the wood foundation of the pub smelled really bad and the wood rotted. The pub owners did repairs and put ceramic tiles up where needed... so they could hose down the waste ... thus drinking heavily.. and a night on the tiles
Join me for a night on the tiles..
a phrase commonly used to ask for the current time
-Katie, CEILING TILE!
-10:42