A mixture of a tent and a fort. Basically pillows and blankets, as used in a fort, but it looks and is shaped like a tent.
Our tort was built really well.
To twirl something into shape or give a true account of something. Opposite of distort
The English language is so fucked up, someone must tort it back to normal
The greatest hockey coach of the modern era, John Tortorella
"Did you see Torts lay into those two rookies the other night for not getting the puck in deep? Looks like a couple of healthy-scratches to me"
Shorts so tight the wearers penis looks like a turtle head.
Can you change those torts, everyone can see your turtle dick.