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A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.
If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.
The Usher is a viral infection common in the north-eastern part of the United States.
"Man, did you hear that the Usher knocked out 2 of our employees in the past 2 weeks?"
To wake up looking amazing every single morning.
I feel like Ellectra Usher this morning.
The opposite of a cock-blocker. A person (man or woman) who purposely favors you to a person you want to fuck.
I was doing terrible with the ladies, what I needed was a cock usher.