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When you have sex earlier in the day, then later that evening some cum runs down your leg.
Sonya had sex with her boyfriend, then later that night she got surprised by the midnight cum snail.
A person who goes to the gym and doesn't wipe down their sweat off of the gym equipment
I went to the gym earlier and a gym snail had used the equipment I needed, gross.
The residue left on your chin after eating Nicks ass. Residue usually consists of feces, pubes, and hemorrhoid blood.
Damn, Nick got me good with a raisin snail after that booty sandwich!
Im glad nick left me a raisin snail, I needed to floss anyways.
While the female is doing a handstand the male ejaculates just below her stomach as the cum runs down her body creating the snail trail.
I gave a girl an Australian snail trail last night.
1. Some one who likes to ignore
other's messages
2. Some one who loves to cause pain and suffering for others
She ignored my text so she must love stepping on snails
Joe like to hurt others he loves stepping on snails
Technical resources that are incredibly slow and impossible to get a concrete answer out of, specifially pre-sale resources.
Sales: "Hey Carlos, I have a phone that I need to know is compatible with my network. Can you help me out?" Wed 12/16/2009 5:31 AM
Pre-Sales: "Sure, what do you need?" Wed 5/5/2010 4:39 PM
Sales: "Oh nevermind, I figured it our 5 Months ago. What is this Pre-Snails engineering!?"
Pre-Snails: "Sorry, I was busy"