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Part toaster, part mage, "magical creature"
doesn't know what he's doing and wreaks havoc on forums and message boards... beware.
mage "uh oh... here comes toaster mage again" Is the definition long enough yet?
Lazy communist person who loves pies and is suicidal to those who know him very well. He loves hacking random games and getting D-'s on report card thing. He does not have a Toaster either...o.o
Toaster Mage: My friend thinks you should draw another one.
Toaster Mage: in communist red
Toaster Mage: o.o
the last weekend of the month or the weekend after a major holiday when cops are out in full force making their "bread and butter" by writing dumb citations to fill their quota.
person 1: man I was only going 7 over the speed limit.
person 2: It's toaster weekend. Cops will pull you over and fine ya for no reason these days.
Words screamed by giant bitch boy while receiving a mildly
Painful tattoo
Yo tj got a tattoo yesterday and he was a massive cucumber toaster
Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse
Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....
For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....
Something you can call someone when they ruin a moment
This guy: Hey man, whats up, havent seen you in a long time.
That guy: Ran over a cat on the way here
This guy: way to ruin the mood toaster mcgee
a bong rip of weed mixed with tobacco
yo bro that toaster rip has me dizzy