when a really usually hot in-shape guy is seen with his huge whale-ish girlfriend and makes all the hot and worthy women really mad.
bystander 1.) oh my gosh look at that guy!! he is soooo hot!
bystander 2.) i know but look he belongs to a cushion couple..
bystander 1.) what a shame.
bystander 2.) we always lose the hot ones to the hephers..
Best couple in the world are like Athena and Odalys!
“Look at Athena and odalys!”
“They are like the best couple in the world!”
“I know right, so lucky”
A couple where each partner supports a different political party.
Victoria, who actively supports the Libertarian Party, is dating Leishnaly, who supports the Democrat party. They are an interpolitical couple.
that one couple who talking to people in the "uwu baby voice" to each other and says things like "bawy i miss you so much i need cuddles uwu" and its really weird
person a: "oh my gosh Johnathan and his gf were being such a lovely dovey couple"
person b: "omg ew"
Emily and DK should be tg they look cute
This is a w couple.
DK:hey bae
Emily:hey baby
DK: we a W COUPLE
Emily:NAH FRLLL
Something that lonley people post on snap chat stories no matter the day as a means of hoping some loser comments on it
"It's national couples day who ever sends red heart wants to spend it with you"