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Mailani solar system

Mailani solar system

The Mailani solar system is an old tale about the most gorgeous woman on earth, the system was named after her and her mesmerizing beauty. An alien once abducted a boy named Tim and Tim showed the alien a picture of Mailani and the alien was in Awe. The next morning (in galactic hours) the alien showed this picture to the universes leader and he decided she was the most beautiful and stunning woman in the universe so he named the most gorgeous solar system he could find after her. And till this day and forever in history she will be the most gorgeous woman to have ever been known in the galaxy.

The Mailani solar system is so amazing!!
Have you seen the Mailani solar system?? I heard it’s named after the most gorgeous girl ever !!!!

by Super real genius who knows it April 13, 2020


Bacon Positioning System

Spotting known locations of police, can be abbreviated to BPS

Reggie: Watch out Bacon Positioning System says cops like to hide behind these trees

by TayeBiddle January 14, 2012


von metric system

Von Metric System- Ja, is more accurate ja...

"Damn teacher, whatz next.. the von metric system??"

by DeserTynker October 01, 2019


the public education system

A 13 year hellish ultramarathon of Simon says.

The public education system is a disgrace.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah July 20, 2023


italian security system

The old women, and sometimes men, who sit and watch the neighborhood all day and fill you in on gossip and keep an eye out for shady characters

Oh, I'm not overly worried about someone messing with my bike, I've got the Italian security system

by JohnnyJack August 25, 2017


Higher Information Systems

Commonly believed amongst computer nerds to be an ACTUAL subject ...

Boy .. they were wrong.

So what is an information system?

It is a fancy name for a database, most commonly found in the Yellow Pages.

Fortunetly for the natives of Scotland, their examination authority offer qualifications in the subject on a normal and higher level.

One more step towards an education system made up of simple, skivvy subjects.

Most people believe that ghosts are examples of Higher Information Systems, thus non existant.

Like MI6 and Jesus.

by Michaelmunch January 12, 2009


Reaction control system

Small rockets mounted on the sides of a rocket in many orientations; allows for fine maneuvering in space, especially useful for docking. Usually abbreviated RCS.

Let's shut down the main engine and complete the rendezvous with the reaction control system.

by Some weird nerd guy March 28, 2017