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A word of praise. Can used to describe just about anything that’s exceptionally cool.
Adjective:
Bro: “ Craig did you just see that dude jump the cop car on his skateboard?? That was fucking swim.”
Craig: “ Aw shit I missed it bro, I was I was tying my black Air Force ones.”
Verb:
Bro: “ omfg Craig always with those goof ass shoes, you literally can’t swim bruh.”
A straight white male. The actual acronym is SWM but that's hard to pronounce and therefore hard to use as a slur.
Friends of said swim: "Wassup my swim"
People who dislike said swim: "Look at that swim, what a b!tch"
People who aren't straight, white, or a male: "Swims are the root of all evil"
Swim practice is where your coach constantly yells at you to go faster when you are already at your limit, You can't see on backstroke because of the blinding sun, you hit hands with people on freestyle and butterfly, you practically go no-where in breaststroke... picture that holding your breath.
Leah: "wanna hang out today?"
Me: "sorry I have swim practice"
Leah: "what about tomorrow?"
Me: "sorry boo I still gotta go to practice"
when the buns are a little bit soggy
i gave stacy a swimming pool hotdog
Edina Swim Club is a swim team that honors people who are different and special. Many people there are on their way to becoming Olympians.
Where a guy fingers a gal in the water about as high as waste high just deep enough to cover their waist and so everyone can see what is going on
I saw a guy doing chuck in the swimming hole yesterday and it was with my girlfriend