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When it's so cold outside you have to tie a string around your nuts so you can retrieve them after you go out.
How cold is it outside? It's string cold out there!
When a musician who plays a stringed instrument accidentally skips a few parts/loses track of progress in a musical piece/score due to the obsession to that other part that they skipped to in a musical piece.
I was playing Tchaikovsky's 4 Seasons on my violin; I loved that fast allegretto so much because it sounded so difficult yet so elegant and pleasant at the same time. Whilst playing that fast allegretto part, I realized I was rushing and that I skipped a few measures ahead of my other fellow musicians, and so the mistake embarrassed me and caused me to return back to the pace of the other musicians, which was no easy task, and since they were playing so quickly, I had to follow the cue with much difficulty. This is the worst String Slip of my life!!
When you haven't had a ciggarette in a while and you feel crap because you're addicted, you're stringing. Usually you'll do whatever is in your power for that next ciggarette
Mike "you're looking a bit stressed there Dave , you alright mate?"
Dave "nah lad I'm stringing yanno got any baccy on you bro?"
A sexual act where you string every piece of a chess set together like anal beads and slowly slide them into your lover.
For every unique piece you have to make love in a unique position, much like actual chess its VERY time consuming.
"I spent like FIVE HOURS chess stringing this weekend... I am wiped out!"
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1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.
"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."
the string attached to the final tampon that is pulled out to signify the end of her "time of the month" and metaphorically refers to those cool little champagne poppers we all have on new years.
Bob:Man, I've been wanting to bang my girl for the past few days so much.
Joe: Why haven't you?
Bob: It's her "time of the month".
Joe: Ah. So then she hasn't pulled the hooray string yet.
Janet:Hell no I haven't.