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I'm a Four Slice Toaster, not a Human! Check your food privilege and use my pronouns correctly!
A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.
The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.
When a person roasts the absolute fuck out of you.
You are a slut. Bam toaster roasted!
Its when you burn them alive then cum on them
Ricky: Hey bro gave tiffany the toaster strudel last night
Bobby: Damn bro!!!
The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.
Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel
The act of burning someone alive and proceeding to ejaculate semen on them.
Yo I pulled a toaster strudel on that bitch last night
A very intense way of having rough hardcore sex
Aye bitch let’s toaster strudel