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A rub and tug, but your significant other doesn’t have an arm so he/she needs to equip their prosthetic limb.
After Karen lost both her arms after a horrific eating contest she thought she had lost her passion for giving handjobs forever, but was relieved when she learned she could give a good ole nub and tug instead.
Alternative term for gravity bong (see gravity bong)
I took two bucket tugs and then spent twenty mins searching my house for the hat I was wearing.
In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.
Jamie tried out the ALASKAN TUG and began GETTING BACK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!
The act of sitting a woman down with her arms stretched out to her sides, two men put their penises inside the hand and proceed with inverse pelvic movements to jack themselves off, one wins round of Kentucky tug-of-war by shooting a load across the arm and into the woman’s ear.
“Yeah I convinced my brother to let his girlfriend give me and my friend a Kentucky tug-of-war, what? Hell no I didn’t explain what it meant.”
A friendly reach around from the side that has been traced back to Nordic times to show respect toward your peers
Niki really liked her co-workers as friends but felt they deserved a little more than a hug to show her full apprection and gratitude for all they do for her. So she decided to gracefully lead them behind the plethora of boxes in the warehouse and side tugged the shit out of them!
Breakfast in bed with a happy ending.
I had a day off so my ol' lady woke me up to grub and tug this morning, then I blazed some chronic and went back to sleep.
She had no titties to motor boat so I had to give her a tug boat