Cheese and mac

No this is mac and cheese with a fuck load of extra cheese making the cheese to macaroni ratio to be highly unbalanced in favour of cheese it is the food of the gods.

guy 1: hey bro you want some macaroni with that cheese guy 2: fuck off denis you clapped prick cheese and mac is the food of the gods

Standing cheese

When you can't ejacilate for an extended period of time. Your man juices curdle into standing cheese

Yo I shot a huge load of standing cheese last night, that shit stank

Cheese curtains

The labia of a vegetarian

I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains

Bruh Cheese

Not even Cheese. It Contains illegal drugs, alcohol, and is very moisty. studies show that 80% of bois want this cheese. In 2040, everyone will have this cheese and will be watching the UH OH STINKY scientists say. You also can get the bruh cheese by repeatedly saying it. It will make you 420 times cooler.

Dude that guy has the Bruh Cheese. He is so lucky. I wish I was him.

Bruh cheese

If you eat this cheese, you will develop a burp whereas is called "BBS" (Bruh burp syndrome).
So please, eat blue cheese, red cheese, yellow cheese, orange cheese, white cheese, JUST NOT BRUH CHEESE YOU WILL FUCKING BURP THE WORD "BRUH" FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAMN LIFE

Dude, I ate bruh cheese and I don't know what to*BURP* FUCK I DID IT AGAIN-

Raw Cheese

The best bit of bud around, always getting it off of the plug to get whiffed with the firm.

She said "the weeds dead", I said "Wa? That's Raw Cheese"

Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1 Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release