what merritt uses to hack kahoot and fanschool.
and also is apprently hes new phone?
merritt i swear to glob stop using the toaster to hack i will break it again. the golden toaster will be hid
a hairy male that is very hot as in heat so don't get the wrong idea you big perv.
My boyfriend is a monkey toaster he kept me warm all night long.
An act in which you place two slices of bread in your buttcrack while a Bigfoot in a gimp suit paints you like one of his
French girls to the sound of Freebird. This is typically performed in September.
I took off the first weekend to Canada, in hopes of a little low down dirty toaster action. It was aight.
When you fart in someone’s hoody and throw there hood up and tie it
When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.
Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.
Toastering is when you mess around with you cock then when you are edging stick it in a toaster on full blast and it will burn your cock a little but your will be warm and delicious
Timmy was bored so he he wanted to try Toastering and he thought it felt good so he invited his mom over and she a his cum after and then they got married and had 36 baby together then they tried to have 37 but Timmy’s mom died Timmy was very sad so he was Toastering again and died from his cock exploding. Very sad life 😢😭
Popping up periodically to check in on friends who are sick or otherwise might be having an especially difficult or momentous day.
Hey o, just toastering. I know today might be difficult. Make sure to hydrate and take care of yourself.