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A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter

Expresses how interconnected our world is.

Gregory: "I can't believe Salvador and Danny know each other. That's so weird."

Al: "Well, you know what they say. A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter."

by Howlingcaliper March 08, 2012


friend-zoned

When a man pretends to befriend a woman with fake good intentions and the woman reciprocates with true friendship only to be gaslighted by the man that she should have known he feels entitled to sex with her from the start.

A made-up condition by men who lie to try to get what they want.

Decent person: Kyle totally friend-zoned Kyra but made her think it was her fault.
Rational person: Typical Kyle.

by DanceDance22 November 15, 2022


Friend zoned

When a girl friend zoned a guys it actually means that she thinks he’s hot and she wants to f**k him so bad

Friend zoned

by TrueTrudy June 01, 2020


Friends with dis-benefits

When you are in a long term relationship and there is no sex, but you are still expected expected to make home repairs, go to in-laws events, provide emotional support, assist with shopping, cooking, cleaning et cetera.

Things have really gone south after five years of marriage. These days, it's more like friends with dis-benefits.

by Adrian666 September 16, 2022


He's a friend of Kevin's

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.

1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's

by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022


He's a friend of Kevin's

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.

1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's

by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022


wartime friend

A friend who is helpful in moments of crisis, whose friendship is persistent when the conditions for friendship or happiness become difficult.

Todd is a wartime friend, he got me food and a lawyer after my accident even though he was working 80 hour weeks at the time.

The moment Fred's fund needs to cash out, he will begin voting against us on the board--he is no war time friend.

by Freddy Boy1 February 10, 2024