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“Do you have friends?”
“Wtf are friends bro?”
Dicks that make fun off you ex:("You're short and have a small penis")
Ben\Paxton: "Hey Spencer you're small and weak hahahahahha"
Spencer: Crying on the inside
Friends :Douchbags that use you as a punching bag.
A friend is someone who can be relied upon to bring beer around after you've had a long day moving into your new house.
Stella brought her friend Gino a 6 pack of coopers to share with her in celebration of his move into his dream house.
Someone who you hate with every fucking fiber in your body, but still talk to for some reason.
Mom: Is that your new friend?
Offspring: Yes.
A year later...
Offspring: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING WHORE YOU SHIT!
Friend: AT LEAST I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH A TEACHER!
NOT REAL!!!!!!!
EX FRIEND¨Hey best friend!¨
ME ¨FRIENDS ARE NOT REAL¨