Faxon Logic

A common rhetorical strategy whereby the speaker presents a relatively simple "factual" and/or "reasonable" talking point in order to:

a). Justify an inequity.

b). Justify an atrocity.

c). Generally engage in some form of sophistry.

Benjamin quickly employed some Faxon Logic to defeat his opponent in the marketplace of ideas.

Conservative logic

The type of mental gymnastics required to justify conservative viewpoints. Notable for being both radical and illogical, conservative logic has the rare quality of being both an oxymoron and unintentionally ironic.

"Conservative logic makes the point that modern policing proves evolution can't be true; otherwise, African Americans would be bulletproof by now."

Presland logic

A way of thinking that defies common sense and logic. Frankly, it’s farcical and yet it still manages to achieve the required result!

Don’t worry, I used Presland logic!

mia logic

something Trevor will never understand,

deffinition: the way in which Mia and her perfectly perfect life think that no one understands because it will only make sense to a Mia.

Mia logic said by Mia: being b is a.

Flo logic

The action of running away, then hiding behind a wall to avoid the enemy.

It is usually done when someone else, who does not know what the fuck is going on, is trying to follow.

Face your problems, don't use the Flo logic

Judaism And Hebraism's Prayer: "'The Minus ANd Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Judaism And Hebraism's Prayer: "'The Minus ANd Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Judaism And Hebraism's Prayer: "'The Minus ANd Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Feign Logic

When one says something long and complicated that isn't necessarily true to get a person to agree with you.

Boss: Did you steal office supplies from the office?
Jeff: Of course not! Why would I do that? I have a small investment in the company that supplies the advertising for the office supply companies so if I stole supplies from the office I would be stealing money from myself
Boss:...ok...get back to work
Jeff: It's a good thing I'm can Feign Logic real well (says Jeff as he sneaks more pens into his bag)