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When you preform an act of belly button sex and you pull out with belly button lint on your entity and you nut it back in.
Yo. That girl last night let me give her a chimdale snail trail.
When you shit your pants and the buldge of shit snails down your pant leg.
When he shit his pants, you could see the pants snail travel down his leg.
Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.
"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."
"Oh really? What'd you do?"
"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."
1. Something funny that just happened.
2. Initials for anyone with S. Nails
other meanings unknown but it doesnt mean sexy ladies or pussy.
1. Wow Snails, can you believe how he fell like that? It was hilarious.
2. Hey S. Nails!
Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.
Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.
For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)
So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.
Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...
Ok here we go.
A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"
B: "Really! Woah!"
A: laughs.
B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!
A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"
B: Really!
A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"