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Toys for all ages 4-99. Mainly children, but adults could play with them if desired.
Do you want to go to the Toad Toy Store jimmy?
EVs, electric vehicles. These vehicles are immediate danger for the world, economics. This is another example of the mud we are going to in the "future". The term "toys" comes from the actual source of idea - kids toys. The difference is that EVs are just bigger in scale. The lie, that they are "green" is another example of human dumbness. Compared to a car, which creates little pollution during its entire lifespan, an EV creates tons of environment-harming substances and its not even made yet. And during the winter the battery doesnt last. Currently there is no way of recycling these toy batteries 20x bigger.
Electric toys are more harmful than cars
A blowjob at the begining of a relationship
Girl: He wanted me to giving him a toy soldier shower
Guy: I love when I get that first toy soldier shower, they are the best. Gives me insite to the kitty jacuzzi.
A person who is often used as a sex doll. The person can and will have intercourse with the horn toy whenever they have the chance. Kind of like Mineta.
Person 1: Hi, wanna get some booze?
Person 2: Nah! I’m gonna have some fun with my horn toy.
Person 1: What!
Person 2: …
Horn Toy: *please don’t,* (stands there and accepts it.
An eBay seller who keeps the good toys for themselves.
Retiredtoosoon won't sell me his Hugo, Man of a Thousand faces. What a toy pig!
The shiny, fresh one that just came out the box with no dust on it.
He/she might have been the new toy speaking the new language, had lazers on his/her head and could fly, Andy might have even loved the new toy more than his original toys, but they knew deep down that they loved Andy more.
a person who is typing too fast and types toi instead of too
person 1-" I miss you toi"
person 2-"Toi?"
person 1-"Sry I meant too"
random person-"Youre such a toi"