-Dude I was jerking off earlier and I hit the Cheese Mummies!
-Oh damn dude how did it taste?
a really cheesy noob. someone who majorly lacks common sense and intelligence to the point where they are almost retarded.
guy: damn that blonde girl was a real noob cheese.
guy 2: yeah, im pretty sure i saw her trying to take a shit in the sink.
Someone knowledgeable and/or of importance and high standing in an area or feild.
1. Stop addressing me as "Dr. Cox" in front of your patients. When they find out my actual name, they tend to page me with questions when they realize just exactly how inept you really are. Oh, and as an added safety measure, from now on, I'll only be responding to "Doc," "Doctor," "Ceasar," or "The Big Cheese;" and noooo, I'm _not_ joking.
2. My dad can get us on the moon within the hour. He's a big cheese at NASA...
To Fart a foul smelling cloud of gas. The stench having similarities of Limburger cheese or any
There must be something wrong with Rogers insides, he Blows Cheese everywhere wo go.
Roger blew cheese last night in the studio and we could not go back in for a half hour it smelled so bad.
When a person attepts to accomplish a task only to end in failure.
refers too: attempting to prepare Kraft Mac & Cheese but dumping the cheese packet into the water.....We've all done it!
Jack really boiled the cheese on that project he was given for class.
A sword.
Adumbrated in Shakespeare, Henry V, II, Nym: "... I will wink and hold out mine iron. It is a simple one; but what though? It will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man's sword will."
The knight stared menacingly at his enemy, before unsheathing his cheese-toaster and charging.
Individuals who stand around at parties looking sophisticated, making small talk and eating cheese. Whenever someone says something witty or topical they respond with a "hmmmm".
Often associated with black-skivvy wearing intellectuals at cocktail parties
I'm not going to the cocktail party, the place will be filled with cheese hummers.