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When you lose the sugar flavoring for your toaster pastries, so you stick your dick in the toaster and season it with your cum
Dave got sent to the hospital after making the toaster stroodle
I'm a Four Slice Toaster, not a Human! Check your food privilege and use my pronouns correctly!
When one cuts off his own penis, puts it in a toaster, and then puts the toaster into the microwave on high.
Guys did you hear about Christian? He did the atomic toaster last night
A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.
The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.
When a person roasts the absolute fuck out of you.
You are a slut. Bam toaster roasted!
Its when you burn them alive then cum on them
Ricky: Hey bro gave tiffany the toaster strudel last night
Bobby: Damn bro!!!
The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.
Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel