Just like a flock of geese or a pack of wolves, the term “shitload” is used to define three or more snails.
Hey Paul, did you see that shitload of snails crossing the road?
The snail position is an awkward position of two beings where one of them sticks their tongue down the other individual's ass while doing sexual intercourse. (only for very flexible people)
Gee! I can stretch! Let's commence in the snail position!
A religion in which we hail a God named Aria and snails are his holy council
We have joined Snail-Ariaism
to leave a trail of cum on ones chest
Breh i left Snail Slime on her chest last night. Fackin BOSS
Sun Snail is a word used to praise a person or a object
The Sun Snail Blesed this water
When one drinks an ER911 then proceeds to do fat dab of concentrates
Ex: he was like speed speed speed!, BRAKES!!!!!!
This motherfucker drank 7 double shots of espresso then did his first dab and he was like rabbit snail, then went outside and threw up all over my porch
A fun little game to be played while one person is sleeping. While the person of choice is sleeping, you rub their belly until they wake up in the middle of the night and if you get caught you’re a snail but if you don’t get caught you’re a cheetah. This continues until you get caught or you want to rub another belly!
“I snuck into Mr. Smiths house and we played Snail or Cheetah alllllll night!”