A lucky nutcracker consisting in looking like you just hit your nuts really hard but you actually got penetrated in the butthole
“Bro I just got a super lucky ButtCracker!!!”
“Everyone thought my bits got wracked but the post actually went right up my crack, what a butt cracker!”
A buttcrack that only pops off at night
My buttcrack of the night is about to get the party started !!
Residual leftovers of poo hanging to buttcrack hair. Also referred to as dingleberry
Darn Bryan you need to wet wipe to rid yourself of those buttcrack oysters. Or Bryan quit being such a buttcrack oyster and grab your fishing pole let's go!