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People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.
Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!
All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!
A person who routinely and compassionately listens to bitching and complaints from others.
Kandy is the bitch listener at her job, but it's making her weary so, she's training others to help.
A person with really good music taste but really bad mental health, are you okay??
Sara: What's your favorite music artist?
Ani: Mitski!!
Sara: Who?
Jay: OMG! Ani is a Mitski listener?? I want to be friends with her now.
To masturbate vigorously. Coined because it seems that anyone named Jan is so frustrating to listen to that one can't help but masturbate vigorously in the hopes of inseminating the speaker's face.
Did you hear about Leo? He Listen to Jan'd so hard he has tennis elbow.
I am so attracted to you right at this moment, that I am totally unaware of what you are saying, because all I can think of is kissing you, so let's go.
Kiss me!
Boy "I have to go to the bank, I am rearranging my accounts, then I need to take my car for a tune up, then........."
Adoring girl.......interrupts with "I'm not listening"
she clearly has something else in mind....stop talking
v. phrase Expression used to convey that someone is being overly wordy or attempting to explain or ignore the obvious.
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The bullet has caused torrential bleeding from the hepatic artery. We will need to turn on the large-bore suction and clamp the damaged vessel above and below the hole and then ...
Listen Linda. You do what you want. I am just going to squeeze this large pulsing thing firmly in my fingers.
That's what she said.
You use this as a slang word to use to tell people something.
Guy 1: listen bro what lesson we got next man
Guy 2: I think maths init!