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A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.
He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
A phrase you say when you're playing video games late at night (possibly on substances) and you see/do something so crazy that you have no other words to say.
Jeremiah: GOD DAMN THAT BITCH JUST PULLED THE ONE-TWO JIMBO POOP ON HIS HEADASS
Tyler: Jerry what the fuck are you talking about
When you conduct a sexual practise in a sneak manner in a public area or around people.
Yo dude I just did the cheeky one two up the shoot to my girlfriend on the train.
Where you grab your nuts while directing towards someone followed by saying "hold my nuts"
*Does the old one two* "Hold my nuts Dom"
The act of performing oral sex on someone, but then switching places with another individual who is at the time making out with that same person.
When michelle was in highschool she once participated in a one-two-switcharoo with a friend.
number one: pee, urinate
number two: poop
Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.
A meme that became popular on TikTok in Early April because of a video that generated a lot of attention and started the trend.
The whole TikTok trend goes like this:
"One, Two, Buckle my Shoe.
Three, Four, Buckle Some Moreeeee.
Five, Six, Nike Kicks!"
Yo, Yo Bro Come Over Here.
Come Over Here.
Check Out My Shoes,
They're the brand new...
One Two, Buckle my Shoe...