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Blump

Stayed up late, overslept, and feels like you had to much Prosecco. So cognitively your not mentally all there. Sometimes mumbling when talking.

Why so blumpy? Don’t be a blump.

by TMatlack August 02, 2022


blump

Snorting a small amount of a psychoactive powder off a dick during a blumpkin.

They are a real freak
Took a blump off me last week

A bonafide kink

by s q u a t c h May 12, 2025


baby blump

A pseudonym of the Baby Trump blimp used in the UK to express their feelings of the US president.

The protestors brought Baby Blump to the event and it was a hit!

by AnotherAlias June 11, 2019


Blump and Dump

When a person is giving a blumpkin and after the man nuts the blumper shits all over his cock and balls while the man is still dazed from the nut

Dude, after I brought her home from last night she gave me a blump and dump, don’t worry I cleaned up

by The blumper May 08, 2025


Blump Call

The act of texting while shitting.

My son just made his 4:00 blump call today.

by Wana2dmax May 04, 2017


Blump-Slump

When a person is saddened by their lack of oral sex while taking a shit.

Jack scheduled an appointment with his therapist to talk about his feelings surrounding the major blump-slump he was in.

by Blump Lee February 13, 2025


The blump

really crumbaly cookie that can be snorted or eaten best made by haystack cookies

OMFG GIVE ME THE BLUMP BRANDON

by jew slapper March 14, 2011