Stayed up late, overslept, and feels like you had to much Prosecco. So cognitively your not mentally all there. Sometimes mumbling when talking.
Why so blumpy? Don’t be a blump.
Snorting a small amount of a psychoactive powder off a dick during a blumpkin.
They are a real freak
Took a blump off me last week
A bonafide kink
A pseudonym of the Baby Trump blimp used in the UK to express their feelings of the US president.
The protestors brought Baby Blump to the event and it was a hit!
When a person is giving a blumpkin and after the man nuts the blumper shits all over his cock and balls while the man is still dazed from the nut
Dude, after I brought her home from last night she gave me a blump and dump, don’t worry I cleaned up
The act of texting while shitting.
My son just made his 4:00 blump call today.
When a person is saddened by their lack of oral sex while taking a shit.
Jack scheduled an appointment with his therapist to talk about his feelings surrounding the major blump-slump he was in.
really crumbaly cookie that can be snorted or eaten best made by haystack cookies
OMFG GIVE ME THE BLUMP BRANDON