A blimp that was built specifically to krump on.
"I'll krump with you on the blump, sweetiepie."
Stayed up late, overslept, and feels like you had to much Prosecco. So cognitively your not mentally all there. Sometimes mumbling when talking.
Why so blumpy? Don’t be a blump.
Snorting a small amount of a psychoactive powder off a dick during a blumpkin.
They are a real freak
Took a blump off me last week
A bonafide kink
A pseudonym of the Baby Trump blimp used in the UK to express their feelings of the US president.
The protestors brought Baby Blump to the event and it was a hit!
When a person is giving a blumpkin and after the man nuts the blumper shits all over his cock and balls while the man is still dazed from the nut
Dude, after I brought her home from last night she gave me a blump and dump, don’t worry I cleaned up
The act of texting while shitting.
My son just made his 4:00 blump call today.
When a person is saddened by their lack of oral sex while taking a shit.
Jack scheduled an appointment with his therapist to talk about his feelings surrounding the major blump-slump he was in.