Very tight pants, especially in the region of the crotch, where you can actually see the shaft of a grown mans penis.
David Bowie's hot outfit in the "Labyrinth" is a perfect example the most righteous cucumber pants.
When a man inserts his dick in a cucumber hot dog style and he inserts it into a woman's asshole.
"Omg I am so sore from that russian cucumber you gave to me Jonny!"
When a girl takes a bite of ice cream and then gives a guy a blow job.
who needs peanut butter and jelly when i can have a frosty cucumber.
(adj.) Cool with the added simile of a watery vegetable.
He was as cool as a cucumber.
That's like saying a Sea Cucumber is like a Shark. One is a soggy under-water dildo, and the other is a killing machine.
The use of a long, girthy cucumber for sexual stimulation and pleasure of the anus or vagina. Stuffed Cucumbers may be self inserted or with the assistance of a partner. Stuffed Cucumbers may be inserted warmed, chilled or room temperature depending upon preference.
Tina woke to the sounds of her roomate having wild sex. She decided to get herself off to the carnal sounds with a Stuffed Cucumber. after getting off, she washed it and placed it back in the refrigerator.
someone who is very cool,the best,from the old saying'As cool as a cucumber'
That guy's just the best,a quality cucumber