milk doubt

Being unsure whether food spoilage has occurred or not. Does not have to be a milk product, but milk is so vulnerable that everything (including life!) starts from there, including expressions. Plus, its always hardest to tell whether milk products are actually bad.

I was looking at that feta, and I had some real milk doubt about it.

This pizza smells funky, so I'm feelin' some milk doubt.

I don't know, this salad dressing looks rancid, I am experiencing major milk doubt. What do you think?

doubt, massive doubt

dont know wot it means but ask any townie

tom - "i run 14 miles a day"
jane - "doubt, massive doubt"

Eamon Doubt it

A sentence commonly used by one brained friends of any guy named Eamon.

Hey is Eamon skipping Class, "I wouldn't Eamon Doubt it".

high doubt

1. When there is a chance that the statement someone just made is completely false and full of shit.

2. A way to question alternative facts

Adam: Kelly Anne Conway just said that Sean Spicer was giving alternative facts.

Andrew: High doubt that a word of truth came out of her mouth, let alone his.

doubt it albert

Means 'I highly doubt that, my friend' or 'that is not true'. Similar to saying "Whatever Trevor"

John: "Hey Peter, you owe me $50!"

Peter: "Doubt it Albert! I don't owe you diddlysquat"

Doubting Thomas

A person who does not trust his/her best friend, even though the best friend has proven them self to be virtuous.

"My best friend won't trust me with his sister"

"Dude, He is such a Doubting Thomas"

"Yeah, I feel kinda Judased

dickory doubt

Doubting if someone has a dick; questioning ones manhood.

Mike over there is giving me some serious dickory doubt.
Ya, what guy doesn't like football?