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The game of shitting, and then sucking it back into your anus before it can fully leave your body, like that of a gopher leaving it's hole.
Skeet: Yo Jimmy I was hogging the bathroom with Dirty Gophers all night last night
A mess of hair and cum that accumulates in your plughole, after weeks of wanking in the shower.
That spooge gopher in the bathroom actually crawled out and asked me to comment on the duality of man this morning. Clean your bath, man!
A small, cute woman with a propensity for biting and stabbing. Generally a sadistic top.
Man, I met a girl at the club last night. I went home with her and found out she was a furry gopher. I’m black and blue today.
gopher mayo is a phrase to confuse someone with.
"Hey! Gopher mayo!" "What?"
When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."
"I'll be back in a minute. I've got a gopher peeking."
When you have to take a shit so bad it's about to poke out. When you finally make it to the bathroom you must celebrate by going quoting Chevy Chase from the movie Caddyshack "Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na" because you finally put it in the hole.
I have to go to the bathroom, I'm gopher hollin it.
Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.
The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.