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When two butt plugs are attached to each other with a chain then are inserted rectally.
Both of you get on your knees next to each other, I'm going to turn you into human nunchucks.
If we can find two butt plugs we could attach them to each other by a chain and turn those girls we met tonight into human nunchucks.
when an ugly person wakes up after a night of sex only to realise that they are in not holding on to their lover but in fact holding their gnawed off arm. thus making them coyote ugly
ugly betty: that was a lovely night wasnt it?
*realises she is talking to an arm*
ugly betty: fuck! not again! im just a human jawtrap
The act of infinite spooning, where participants sit/lie as if doing the oops upside your head song. But comfy. No dancing required. The only boundaries are your imagination.
Hey, we'd be more comfortable if we bust out the human spoonipede! Everyone sit down and get involved!
Free from COVID-19 vaccine genetic manipulation.
Hundreds of thousands of people have been genetically reprogrammed. There aren’t many organic humans left.
that guy who always has food around
Dude, are you a human fridge? It's like you always have beef jerky around.
When a person bathes in a bathtub of ramen noodles.This was popular in a YouTube video by FilthyFrankTV.
Human ramen is the best ingredient in any ramen
When you get into bed with your partner especially on a cold night and you can feel the heat radiating off their body, making for extra cosy warm snuggles to get yourself nice and toasty.
"You're my personal human furnace."