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The act of having intercourse with a woman on her menstural cycle with a condom on. Then ejaculating into said condom, and pulling out. Pouring it out all out over her body like an icing packet, then proceding to give her oral sex.
Hey man, Megan and I went wild and tried the “cherry toaster strudel” last night. It was nuts!
a toaster that toasts 2 pieces of bread at one time. Did you really have to look this up though?
I put the bread in the 2 slice toaster
When Ella's Pans are all dirty so she sticks a cheese sandwich in a toaster, getting melted cheese all over the place. She then sets off the smoke alarm because she burnt the toast.
"FUCK MY TOASTER GRILLED CHEESE"
Something I would like to have
Also an amazing way to wake up
I’m so depressed and want to have a bath and toaster combo.