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You can't blame one without blaming the other

This phrase is used when indicating that both parties are to blame and that it is unfair to blame only one side without the other.

Sidney - He is a terrible person, she should leave him.

Maria - You can't blame one without blaming the other, she's not been the perfect wife.

by NutCracker288 September 16, 2020


Women can't see water

means women require another medium to see themselves in. that medium is metaphorically water. they observe themselves so much through the lens of others, and they can no longer feel a sense of comfort when that medium is gone. like water, which u see ur reflection in, women cant see themselves for who they truly are and rely on these external mediums to see themselves in. women cant see water = women cant form an identity and see whats right in front of them in the simplest way - their beauty and who they are

WOMEN CAN'T SEE WATER

by xlxsha May 05, 2025


can't nobody

You cannot mess with Texas!!

"If you come to my state, don't be tryna act reckless, cuz everybody knows can't nobody mess with TEXAS."......QUOTE ADAM J/COLE DEGGES

by Gracie Cav July 01, 2022


Can't Control Time

Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.

7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time

by DarthFox January 31, 2017


you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019


I can't goon

A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.

The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.

That man was MURDERED. This is a GOONICIDE!! "I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"

by India smells GREAT April 03, 2025


I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.

Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|

by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019