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Never Meet YOur Personality Type, YOu WIll ENd Up Stealing Something
Never Meet YOur Personality Type, YOu WIll ENd Up Stealing Something
<.7.9.7.6.>I could Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I could Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>
a habit one has recently acquired.
mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this something you've learnt to do so well lately. This habit won't get you anywhere in life.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
She is the hippest and coolest person you'll ever meet :D She is perfect in practically every way and is soo talented she is basically jellyfish but human and better tbh ik hard to believe but its true. You should cherish her very much and she is in love with you you are the luckiest person in the multiverse because simply put it she is lovely in every way imaginable becaause shes smart and funny and lacking a little common sense but has a reaaly lovely voice and she looks pretty and has an amazing sense of humor and has the snazziest personality so yes if you are friends with an Ava Lillie Something you are very luucky
Person a: Dude youre so cool
Person b: You mean im--looks around--an Ava Lillie Something?
something people say when getting ready to fight. mainly used in schools and the hood
person 1: ay bro what you doin this my girl
person 2: do something about it then
person 1: oh ill do something
person 2: then square up bruv