Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.

Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"

Swift Handball

Australian Colloquialism linked to the contact sport Australian Rules Football (AFL). Legally disposing of the ball in a rapid fashion by punching it out of one hand using the other, usually to avoid being tackled by the opposition.

Metaphoric application in non sporting application indicates instantaneous delegation to a peer or subordinate.

I wasn't too keen on doing that job, so I gave John the swift handball.

Megan Swift

A person who is very rich and stupid.

“Ugh don’t be a Megan Swift”

swift, the discord user

Swift, the person who says funny things and more in etc.
He says deez nuts jokes.

He's also named Monke man

I met swift, the discord user yesterday!

swift, the discord user

Swift is a person who has a silly name and says silly things,
they're also named Monke man.

I met swift, the discord user

pct swiftness

A faggot; a man who sucks big penis; a lambe Pinga; sucks at COD

Bro, you're a Pct swiftness. (Bad connotation.

Tricon Swift

stans the Artist of the Decade and first-ever Tricon
bestie/bestay with everyone except if you drag my faves

#1 Plastic Doll and The Edge of Glory stan
ARTPOP and Speak Now stan
artsy hoe

Tricon Swift is my bestay
Tricon Swift outsold y'all