Going Chernobyl

Something that gets real hot real quick.

Dam, my phone is going Chernobyl on my leg, feel this thing.

go co-ed

Like go postal, but the shooter is goin' to college. The academic, pressures, cliques, Greek life, and latent homosexuality of so many college activities drives a minority of undergraduates into the going co-ed zone. Especially where state gun laws are less restrictive and where psychological evaluations matter less, they can pack heat and now down fellow co-eds, profs if they're really pissed. See Virginia Tech.

Horrified co-ed 1: Omg! It's like he's gonna go co-ed. He looks like a total freakazoid nerdster and totz ready to shoot
Horrified co-ed 2: and he's hot for the BMOC - never gonna get a piece of that either
Horrified co-ed 3: and he's been collecting semi-automatics! Shite.

Horrified co-ed 1: so are we gonna go to intro Econ class he's in tomorrow?
Horrified co-ed 2: yeah.

Horrified co-ed 3: sure why not.

I Am Going To Smack Your Back Like It Is Loss Prevention

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I Am Going To Smack Your Back Like It Is Loss Prevention

icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao, bt ts pyo 2 js Imk lol onb fr nty b fr rn lk br

i can't lie this pisses me off something and somebody right now not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now vro? laughing out loud at this point just go be for real vro, i don't even know no more, be right back gang got to go at the moment laughing my ass off by the way this piss you off too? just let me know laughing out loud on bro for real no thank you be for real right now like bro

Guy 1:icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao, bt ts pyo 2 js Imk lol onb fr nty b fr rn lk br

Guy 2: What the absoloute FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

Going down to memphis

Going down to memphis is sexual slang referring to act of Tier 3 transcendent after Two quarter circles Advance

NOW WE GOING DOWN TO MEMPHIS

3 things that go together

1. Doritos
2. Mountain Dew
3. Call of Duty

"MOM I NEED MORE DORITOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW SO I CAN QUICKSCOPE AGAIN IN CALL OF DUTY! The 3 things that go together!"

That's It I'm Not Going

A quote from our icon the Grinch

The Grinch: If I can't find anything nice to wear I am not going...... Oooh.... Ahh....Mhhh.... that's it I'm not going