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A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil
Phil swift is a god
Phil swift is superior
Phil is better then you
Phil Swift is the maddest lad ever....
I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!
Phil Swift really is the maddest lad ever lol.
Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.
Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!
When you talk about people behind their back;make songs about everyone you've ever dated and broke up with; if you are a scaley, cold blooded, slithery snake
Man I told Jessie about how I was cheating on jake and turned out she was pulling a T Swift on me!
A person who does thing in a swift playing motion.
Hey you see that milf? I'm gonna swift play fuck that milf's pussy today.