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Bald Cougar

An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.

As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.

by elsyds29 August 06, 2021


OG Cougars

A bunch a bitches, spoiled by their parents, and who are also very gay with each other, and take showers together

The OG Cougars are the gayest group at Sports Weekend...#NoCap

by BigSauceMan July 06, 2019


spank a cougar

Have sex with an older woman, while slipping her ass.

Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.

by dirtydimer69 November 12, 2019


Cougar Spear

It is what a young man would call his penis after having sex with a woman over the age of 40. You would use your Cougar Spear when in the process of a Cougar Hunt.

I totally wrecked your mom with my Cougar spear.

by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009


cougar week

A special week starting April 2nd each year ending on April 9th celebrating the woman who have married younger men.

Happy Cougar week to all the women out there who have married younger men!

by All_BizTormentor Adam April 07, 2023


Cougar ranting

When an older woman who frequented clubbing braggs about her scoresheet of young man flesh.

Kimberly was holding court with her cougar friends “cougar ranting “ about all the young men she had sex with.

by Dane Bread November 07, 2017


Cougar Lane

Home of Cougar Lane Inc. The greatest smoke spot in the south.

ay bruh. you wanna role up to Cougar Lane?

hell yea

by The Billiam March 23, 2020