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At one point, I honestly thought he was Taylor swift's brother.
Um.. Chile anyway-
He sells flex tape
Phil swift is here for flex tape.
A man who is really into cutting boats in half and doing " ALOTA DAMAGE " then fixing it with his product.
"PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX TAPE"
A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil
Phil swift is a god
Phil swift is superior
Phil is better then you
Phil Swift is the maddest lad ever....
I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!
Phil Swift really is the maddest lad ever lol.
A person who does thing in a swift playing motion.
Hey you see that milf? I'm gonna swift play fuck that milf's pussy today.