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An Act to pick up something that is necessary, using a funny term in the process
John: Oh look, some Carling! "That's Going Straight In My Basket!"
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Person 343: When I see "bully from---" in a dictionary, I will let it go.
where you piss like a frickin gallon of.. well pee, and then knock out
Mom: "Timmy you have school tomorrow, so pp go sleepy"
Timmy: "fine you naggy old bitch
To ejaculate on the face of your sex partner.
I didn't expect Bob to go Full Kobe on the second date.
To vandalize (vandalise) your cheating, soon to be ex boyfriend's vehicle.
Consists of (but not limited to):
Keying vehicle's exterior. Writing your name by ripping the leather upholstery on the interior. Using the vehicle headlights for batting practice. Permanently deflating all 4 tires.
Now that I know JimBob is cheating I might just go Carrie Underwood.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. (Not like he'll ever get a bad bitch like me again)
Ejaculating frequently is considered to be good for men's health. So why on earth would you withhold that for an entire month in the same month that is used to promote men's health?! That's nuts!
So don't do that, fuck No Nut November, that shit is so last year anyway, nut all you want, go nuts!
And if you want to withhold so badly, just use Stoptober for that.
Nut every day in november!
Go Nuts November, the only way to go! (or come)
Yo, dude, why are you still doing that No Nut November? That shit ain't doing you much good. It's unnecessary torture. I'm doing Go Nuts November. Just nut every day for the entire month. That's better for you, and way more fun!
the most kid friendly song ever
everywhere i go bitches always know