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Another way of saying, "Sure!" or "I'm up for it". Used by people who think they're cool, chill or otherwise interesting or dilusioned.
"Dude do you want to go to the mall?"
"I'm game."
A way to tell you partner that you are currently fucking someone else.
Kathy: Hey Jasper it’s me. (Talks about how Kathy has spent her Relationship with him)and I still haven’t told you and it’s just not right, so here it goes.
Kathy: I'm fucking Edward Cullen
Edward: She's fucking Edward Cullen
Kathy: I'm sorry but it's true
Edward: She's Fucking Edward Cullen
Kathy: I'm not imagining it's you
Kathy: I'm Fucking Edward Cullen
Edward: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
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"I'm Fucking _________"
A quote meaning to "Be proud to be a girl". Also saying that "Boys aren't better then girls". It is a sign of showing how girls should be treated equally.
Girl: I'm a GIRL and I'm PROUD! Boy: No, girls are nothing. You're all lower class! Girl: Actually, studies have shown that girls are smarter than boys. Boy: *Is mind blown*
I don't want to hear anything else you have to say. For arguments sake you're right
Jackie: Can you drop this payment off at the post office for me today.
John: Why didn't you pass by there on your way home?
Jackie: You know what you're right. I'm good I will do it myself.
What happens when you sit in the sun watching a football game with your sunglasses on and you burn your face except for the part where you sunglasses were.
Rich came into work and im'd me and the first thing he said was "i'm a panda"
A phrase used to proceed a bigoted tirade. Similar to Dennis Miller's stock comedic phrase "Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here..." which he invariably follows by a ranting monologue.
The problem is, when Dennis Miller does it, he understands that he is prone to ranting and appreciates the irony, which is why it's funny. Your average racist is never quite honest enough with himself to figure this out.
The literal translation from racist is, "I am, in fact, likely to be the most bigoted person you've met in years... the following observations will definitely prove this."
I'm not racist, but... you do know the Jews use the blood of Christian babies to make Matzoh.
I'm not racist, but... I think the Klan does a lot of good work.
I'm not racist, but... Hitler had a lot of good ideas.