The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.
Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'
That wonderful area of hair above a man’s buttocks in the Lumbus region of the lower back.
When the college waterpolo team put on their speedos, many of the men’s Satyr patches were on full view.
When we kiss, I love to feel his beard on my lips, while I place one hand behind his head to pull him into me and my other hand on is satyr patch to stoke his hair.
bandaging up a permanent scar. pointlessness.
why doesn't rob get a nose job?
that would just be a patch of infinity
the best squirt candy next to wareed's and recently
"bro do you want a wareed's or a squirt patch"
Dance similar to "nothing" original dance created by Jones, Kim, Love, and Bill!
lean to the right reach up with your hand and pretend to plug in then lean to the left reach down with your hand and pull out!
"James was cranking dat patch panel!"
"Damn whats Silvernail doing? He doin dat patch panel"
"Do what you do but crank dat patch panel"
When a female performs oral sex on a male only to pull out his penis and poke her in eye.
Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?
Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.
this mf has the biggect BootyCheeks ive ever seen on a man
i mean the ckae is perfectly like an oval and this mf has some on the best arch ive seen around bro like hot damn
Milo Stickler: Patch Lastname get them big BootyCheeks out of here right now