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A person who may or may not be rich, good looking & well versed with English & French kinda languages but he/she is real, straightforward & has ideal leadership & human type of personality.
Cousin: Bro, you're a stud.
Person: Stud & me? Stop kidding. I have such a messy hair, beard & moustache along with specs & acne making me look kinda ugly while I also don't know to speak properly without fumbling.
Cousin: Doesn't matter! As a human you're an amazing person & have an ideal personality all should have. You're a HUMAN STUD.
In figure skating, a competitor who falls alot and ends up cleaning the ice with their butt.
Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going great until she fell, and she started sliding around the ice like a Human Zamboni!
People eat bananas and drink sprite till they have a kid.
Man: Hey honey, you wanna have a kid?
Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.
Human Reproduction.
The act of squooshing ones facial cheeks, with the palms of your hands pushing up and in. This then creates the shape of a human heart.
Rob squooshed Brynn's cheeks and her face looked kind of like a human heart.
The best example of an Oxymoron you can have.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.
Be humane; be vegan.
The use of humane slaughter does not justify the needless killing of animals.
for show, look colorful and/or wonderful but in reality is impractical or useless
Look at those human peacock with colorful hats at the Royal wedding...
Have a woman lay on her side, then you promptly Jizz into her vagina, causing a creampie. afterwards you will puke onto her vagina, creating the human lasagna
Steve: How should me and Stacy spice up our sexlife?
Dan: Have you tried the human Lasagna?