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a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape
That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.
Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.
Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!
What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.
You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?
Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?
What you need to land on -- especially when falling from a great height.
Friend: Listen, friend, I can't pull you up. You need to let go... swing your body and aim for the soft patch.
You: OMG. OMG. OMG.
Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.
You: *cries*
When your story has a hole in it you give it a story patch
Eric cleverly used a story patch when Emily accused him of lying
Ladies commonly tattoo the lower part of their back and men call it the "tramp stamp". It is rare but in some men they bare the mark of the "Bro Patch" tattoo on the lower part of their back. These men normally carry a fanny pack and almost never take off their shirts.
Hey man, is that a "Bro Patch" I see peeking out of from underneath your shirt?