Susan.
Susan is an imaginary person's name. Susan is a cocky bitch.
"I can't help, sorry, i'm balance." No Susan, you're just a bitch.
really overthinking, generally anxious
"She's susaning again, am I right fellas"
A nice lady that can help you with your problems. Good cook and half Irish
P1: Have you seen a Susan
P2: Yep she is the best cook in the world xx
Susan is the type of girl who knows how to have sex. She will tell you she’s a virgin but then she will hit you with the vacuum seal double hand twist gwak gwak combo 3000
Me: “Hello female what is your name?”
Susan: “Susan!!!”
Me: “Cool get on your knees and give me.... Rough Sex!”
Some feminist that took the kids and doesn’t give a poop about anyone else
Yeah Susan took the kids last night so now I’m going to go find the rope.