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The Chernobyl Uranium Stainium is when one shits in their pants so hard it has to be considered a nuclear accident.
You hear about John's Chernobyl Uranium Stainium?
A hand job from a woman with no hands.
I got a Chernobyl Stump Stroke from this chick last night... took freakin' forever.
When there are all the warning signs which you ignore until its too late, the situation then goes critical and blows up in your face.
Typically relates to men chasing women that are just no good, who ignore all the warning signs and red flags only to find out that they are in fact a gold digger.
Dude 1: Oh had such a good weekend with Catherine
Dude 2: Really ?
Dude 1: Yeah, ended up paying for it tho, from the taxi there to the taxi back, drinks, dinner, lent her some money etc
Dude 2: Man, this is more than a reg flag situation, you have yourself a Chernobyl Control Panel.
I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.
-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)
When someone does a very bad smelling fart -radioactive beans specifically- this fart could knock out a whole crowd
Guy 1:Ewwww it stinks
Guy 2:sorry I farted
Guy 1:Chernobyl bean ass
Clothes worn in a contaminated area, usually consisting of NBC gear and a gasmask. So named for its prevalence in the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl.
Pyotr was often seen in Chernobyl Summerwear when he played airsoft.
When something is so burnt that it looks as if it’s been hit with 50,000 sieverts of radiation..it looks like your mom..
Your mom Chernobylized the lasagna because she can’t cook.
My baking sheet is Chernobylized.