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We all know the literal translation. But most people use it as a derogatory term for somone who thinks they are WAY cooler than they really are.
Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daly... perfect examples
A chode is a penis whose width exceeds its length. Comes from the latin choderis meaning segment. The segment is a reference to the "slices" of stone that were stacked to make classical roman columns.
Masturbating is hard for those men with chodes. The penis rarely extends past the middle of the palm
a dick thats as wide as its long, really common in fat people.
guy 1. dude, see that fat guy hitting on those little kids.
guy 2. i bet he has a chode
guy 1. ikr!
As everyone knows is, hypothetically, "A penis wider than it is long" - BUT does it exist??
Sophie really wants to find a Chode
A penis that is as fat as it is long is a chode. The gooch is the area between the ass and the balls. There is no doubt about this. I don't know why people keep on arguing that gooch and chode are synonymus! They're not!
GOOCH - area between crotch and ass
CHODE - chubby dick
I was sucking dick and I thought I was still playing with the balls. It turned out it was a chode.
A Chode is deifnitely a penis wider than it is long. Seriously, "gooch" and "taint" already exist as totally legit words. Chode is a great word used to describe a certain type of penis.
Look at that chode. Can that even fit in a vagina? And it's only an inch long.