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When something is shit hot (extremely good) as when john barnes was a young footballer playing for Watford
Did you have a good night out?
Yeah, it was early barnes.
A time when it is so early that Jesus Christ would not be fully rested after sleeping.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
I had to get up Jesus Early for work the other day. I mean, I fell asleep and didn't even awake when my face landed in the deep frier. Someone had to pull me out.
Only to be used on occasions when the word 'early' doesn't quite get across the earliness of a situation.
Interviewer: "Mr Simms you're 6 hours early!!"
Mr Simms: "Thought I'd get in early doors and make a good impression!"
When your too young to have your life together but old enough to feel like you have to.
"I didn't know what the hell I was doing in my early 20s" -someone who eventually got their shit together
1) When you take an early morning mini-dump.
2) Also, apparently, an American Football player.
1) Last night's milk and cookies caused an Early Doucet.
2) Wrestled down at the Rams' 24 is Early Doucet.
To go to bed early, especially if someone is tired.
Hey Lee I think you need an early night....
The beginning of a relationship, unofficial. Essential, it's way too soon to tell what will come of this.
Mercutio: What's up with you and Juliet?
Romeo: it's early days...we'll see.